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Joke of the Day

"*When You Don't Know the Right Answer* What is OHM's Law? Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law."

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"Women: Think of every guy you have ever been friends with. He has jerked off to you. Good talk."