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Joke of the Day

"*When You Don't Know the Right Answer* What is OHM's Law? Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law."

"What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine? Check your privilege, sithlord"

"What do you call a Phillipino contortions? A manilla folder"

"Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws."

"I always squat on the floor, wrap my arms around my knees and lean forward Cause that's how I roll."

"What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp? I don't know, I'm just flying the drone"

"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!"

"My girlfriend told me she almost choked on her birth control this morning. It looks like it almost did it's job."

"Remember where to put your commas kids... There's a big difference between helping your old uncle Jack, off his horse..."

"Women: Think of every guy you have ever been friends with. He has jerked off to you. Good talk."