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Joke of the Day

"What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine? Check your privilege, sithlord"

"What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus? ""Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"""

"Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash. It was the left wing."

"Writing ""Omg you guys are still friends after what she said about you???"" on every group photo of girls I see on Instagram"

"What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion? Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger"

"There's no way that Cinderella was treated like crap her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like ""yeah right."""

"Doctor, doctor, what can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar... I find that very hard to believe!"

"A man is going through customs entering Australia The man behind the desk asks him ""do you have a criminal record?"" The man replies ""No, I didn't know that was still a requirement"""

"Mr. Buffalo: I caught my son making out with a girl Me: SWEET! Mr. Buffalo: And a boy Me: So, I guess you could say he's your... Bi-son"

"Post the worst joke you can think on the fly. I'll start: What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long? He had a stalemate."