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Joke of the Day

"Women: Think of every guy you have ever been friends with. He has jerked off to you. Good talk."

"I met a girl called simile. I don't know what I metaphor."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A brazilian"

"When the nun comes around to collect the offerings, I shell out a handful of change and a cucumber then give her a wink and a thumbs up."

"Why do you always see Santa with a full sack? Because he only comes once a year!"

"What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game??? Before the first period"

"Why are jewish people's noses so big Because air is free"

"So my girlfriend throws up in the morning also her stomach is getting bigger. It's time I get it through my head.....She drinks to much.."

"Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano? Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her."

"Everyone keeps saying I'm paranoid... This must be some sort of conspiracy..."