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Joke of the Day
"I bet Lady Gaga covers herself in glue and just rolls around in random objects."
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"What do philosophical dolphins say? What's the porpoise?"
"Scientists just discovered a contraceptive better than a condom It's called your face"
"My computer crashed. Now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening."
"Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda"
"For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store... He said ""Thanks for the phone charger, son."""
"Hitler was't that bad of a guy He did kill Hitler after all."
"My money box is empty... No change there."
"Why don't deaf guys eat pusseh? They never heard of it."
"If you're too old to get teen pregnant but still want to see a look of disappointment on your father's face, may I suggest a short haircut."