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Joke of the Day
"I bet Lady Gaga covers herself in glue and just rolls around in random objects."
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"how is bungee jumping like having sex? a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks"
"5-year-old: *hits her sister* Me: Keep your hands to yourself. 5: Me: 5: *kicks* Me: And your feet. 5: Me: 5: *headbutts*"
"I heard about a robot that beat a man. He was charged with battery."
"i want to create and sell action figures based around fathers. ""father figures"". First edition, ""dead beat dad"". BTW it's just an empty box."
"What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry? .... A raging Boehner."
"Why were the bakers hands brown? He kneaded a poo"
"What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying ""I drink coffee""? Her saying ""I drink it black, like my men"""
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decalfinated."
"The Human Centipede review I found it a little tongue-in-cheek... Source: Dad"