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Joke of the Day

"Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws."

"Here's an example of a cliffhanger"

"What's the difference between my wife and the dress? The dress is white and gold"

"What do you call an expert in psychedelics? A trip advisor."

"Why is it better to be a redditor rather than a suicide bomber? You are guaranteed to meet more virgins.."

"9 out of 10 men prefer women with big tits. The 10th guy prefers the other 9 guys."

"Girl, you're like a supermassive black hole... ...because you're incredibly dense, nothing is more attactive than you, and once you suck me in there's no going back."

"If your vagina or dick were to be an animal, what would it be? Just curious and looking for laughs lol."

"Romney likes Costco. So much that he bought 3."

"Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer is my favorite song about how to incorrectly deal with the loss of a loved one during the holiday"