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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking about writing a book. It's a novel idea."
Next Joke
"Me: So, what are your thoughts? Therapist: Well, I think you may have some boundary issues. Me: [In his lap] Are you saying I'm fat?!"
"I just deleted all the German names from my phone's contacts. Now it's hans free."
"If the next president is white.... That means the entire country went black and successfully went back."
"To the squirrel carrying the mushroom up a tree to his nest: you may want to eat that with your feet firmly on the ground, buddy."
"My GF said a small penis isn't really a problem for our relationship I still wish she didn't have one though :("
"7 has started saying ""your life just got better,"" whenever he enters the room; humility is not this kid's strong-suit."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite music album? The Wall"
"What's black and white and red all over... An interracial couple getting what they deserved."
"Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now pay later !"