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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and red all over... An interracial couple getting what they deserved."
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"How do you get down from an Elephant? You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck!"
"What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine? A washing machine only takes one load at a time."
"My girlfriend is great in bed... But I don't know how my best friend would know that."
"A lot of people like to smoke ciggarettes after sex. But you can't buy ciggarettes until you're 16. So I have to get them for both of us"
"Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired? She didn't have control of her pupils"
"With Trump and Hillary being the candidates, I think we know who will win... Dave."
"""so doc... am I dying?"" ""we're all dying, just at different speeds"" ""but what about me"" ""You're like, the Usain Bolt of dying dude lmao"""
"It's weird how british people say lift instead of elevator... Its like my dad saying ""your a disappointment"" instead of ""I love you"""
"Being on Twitter is like being at a party in that I say stuff to myself and sometimes people listen"