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Joke of the Day
"Still haven't mastered the art of gracefully taking off a sweatshirt."
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"If you post a handstand photo of yourself at the beach in Uggs you're automatically entered into an essay contest on why you love your Jetta"
"We've got people working on world peace, and I'm here wondering how I can swipe a piece of my patient's chocolate without her noticing."
"forever alone Having alcohol by yourself at home is considered a problem, but social drinking is acceptable. So now, whenever I open a crate of White Lightning, I always log on to Facebook."
"There's a fine line Between a numerator and a denominator."
"How does a cow quickly do math? With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)"
"Why did the Latino girl come to class pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."
"It seems many women are turned off by Donald Trump... Maybe it's because he rubs them the wrong way..."
"How many states of matter are there? 5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives"
"In germany there are lots of jokes about the polish, so... What did Piotr get for christmas? ... Your iPod!"