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Joke of the Day

"There's a fine line Between a numerator and a denominator."

"I'm okay with Trump becoming president His hands are so tiny, he can't hold a pen to sign any bills"

"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you."

"I showed up later to dinner yesterday because I was baking a turkey. I'm the turkey. Il see myself to the kitchen table."

"How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over? He used a Luigi Board."

"Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox? He was syncing too much time into it."

"If my dad was president of this country... There would be no Isis. It would be Waswas. Dad walked in to the kitchen and dropped this on me."

"What's the definition of 'vagina'? The box the penis comes in!"

"why are archaeologists so proud of their study? their work is always groundbreaking"

"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."