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Joke of the Day

"Nick clegg themed toilets They're full of shit"

"Did you hear that in September of 2001, America made a 'The Hobbit' based plane? It's first stop was the Two Towers"

"I went to the zoo today There was one dog it was a shih tzu"

"Not so funny short joke What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat"

"There was a black out in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him."

"I took a poop today that didn't flush... That shit was revolting."

"Helpful hint: You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off."

"Mum are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin"

"My tweets don't get the attention they used to. I've seen more stars after getting my head slammed into the headboard."

"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"