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Joke of the Day
"Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture."
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"Donald Trump has written a lot of books But they all ended with chapter 11"
"Did you hear about the new Drake Beats Headphones? The softest headphones out there."
"What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match? Fire Quackers"
"""My name will live forever!"" - Anonymous."
"Why do blondes have such large belly-buttons Their boyfriends are also blonde."
"A gynecologist examines a lesbian... and remarked ""Madam that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen"" She replied ""Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week !"""
"I asked a magician, ""Can you pull a rabbit out of a hat?"" ""No, but I can pull a hare out of my ass"" - (More effective told out loud) :P"
"Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government."
"Damn girl, can you guys stop with these retarded jokes? The first 2 were funny...the last 10,000 have been dumb as shit."