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Joke of the Day

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic's Association"

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"So there I was... ...balls deep in a man's ass. He turns around and asks ""Hey, can I have a reach-around?"" So I asked, ""What are you, gay?"""

"How can you make your d bigger? CAPS LOCK"

"What they don't tell you about bathing in the blood of your enemies is your body hair is a light magenta for like the next 3 or 4 days. Ugh."

"Why did the cave hate miners? They're always picking on him."

"Why are Panda's always sad? Because all their friends are dead."

"So I asked my Doctor, ""Doctor, what are we going to do about this dangerous virus from Africa?"" He said, ""I don't know, he has two more years in office."""

"The waitress just asked, ""Still happy over here, guys?"" and I'm not sure how to respond."

"16 sodiums walk into a bar followed by Bruce Wayne Nananananananananananananananana BATMAN! Edit: added two na"