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Joke of the Day

"How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke."

"13yo: Mom, I need 3 current issues happening in the neighborhood. Me: How abo- 11yo: WEAK WIFI, BUFFERING, BAD DATA PLAN! ..shoot me now."

"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic"

"What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew"

"A woman goes shopping and she buys one tomato, one steak, one yogurt, and a small bottle of soda. The cashier asks her : ""you're single, aren't you?"" Yes, how did you guess? Because you're ugly."

"If you! Use exclamation points!! This often! I want to! Smother you!! And your enthusiasm! With a pillow!!!"

"Did you hear about the bastard frog? It was a tad unexpected."

"What is heavy forward but not backward? **ton**"

"What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called? A Game of Crohn's."

"If you really want to stick it to somebody... Use tape."