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Joke of the Day

"How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke."

"How has Gordon Ramsey come to have so many children?? FUCKING RAAAWWWW!!"

"I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots."

"""Wanna pop a xanax in the Civic and kayak with mom and dad at noon?"" ""Can't. Scared."" ""Of the water?"" ""No. Palindromes."""

"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess I should have put the oven on aloha setting..."

"Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... ...but it's definitely up there."

"You can never trust an atom... they make up everything."

"Knock Knock, Who's there Jesus, Jesus who, You haven't heard the good word of the Lord, I have some wonderful pamphlets to show you to the ways of God"

"Bill and Ben are in the bath... Bill says ""flob-a-dob-a-dob!"" Ben says ""you do that again, and I'm getting out..."""

"Incest People say that incest is a game for the whole family."