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Joke of the Day

"I'm so poor... I just rinsed off a paper plate."

"So there was this fish that was swimming along and saw a wall. And said, dam!"

"What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."

"What do you call a woman that tries to force you into commitment? A booby trap"

"I don't have multiple personality disorder and neither do I."

"Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say the morgue the merrier."

"Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying? Because that would be a para-dox."

"My favorite form of lying to myself is choosing a deodorant scent that contains the words 'active' or 'sport' in it's name."

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still blame men for it?"

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermid, it's too long."