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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying? Because that would be a para-dox."

"Rude coworker said something very dumb & mean to me. She blamed it on pregnancy brain. I asked her if she was having triplets."

"I learned today of my friend's death: here's a joke he told me. What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way."

"A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation."

"Why did ancient Egyptians love beans? They made Tootin' Common."

"Why is marriage like a tornado? Sure it's all sucking and blowing in the beginning, but by time it is over your house is gone."

"Saying your an American Jihadist... Is like saying your a little bit dead ,if your saying it you probably don't know what it is."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up someone's ass"

"[NSFU] Bill Gates' penis... What does his wife call it? Microsoft."