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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if an envelope is gay? It comes in the mail."
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"Want to hear a joke? Pussy."
"I had a piece of Carefree sugarless gum ..and I was still worried! It never kicked in!"
"My wife was struggling to open the freezer In the end she gave up, and froze to death."
"How can a male get a maid for free? He gets married."
"What do you call a Christian who visits shrines? A roamin' Catholic."
"How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories."
"I really don't have a clear stance on abortion On one hand I'm all for killing babies. But on the other hand I don't support women's rights."
"The orphan sat there, apparently. Get it? A-parently."
"I like my women like I like my golf game Around 80 and handicapped."