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Joke of the Day

"So there was this fish that was swimming along and saw a wall. And said, dam!"

"Back in my day... You could go into a corner store with a dollar and come out with two Cokes, three candy bars, and a magazine. Now, fucking security cameras everywhere."

"What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it? Honshu!"

"Why are most guys like floor tile? Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!"

"(Sigh) I must be getting older. I just read a whole book about a giant sperm whale called Moby Dick and I didn't giggle once..."

"Operation Protective Edge was not about wearing condoms."

"Why are porn stars so good at studying for tests? Because they have photographic mammaries!"

"If any Americans still feel like emigrating to Canada, can you please bring up some Thanksgiving leftovers?"

"my parents met on reddit im the joke"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... with a big cup size."