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Joke of the Day

"So there was this fish that was swimming along and saw a wall. And said, dam!"

"I was going to go for a run this morning. Then I remembered I don't run so I put some whiskey in my coffee and sat back down."

"Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains."

"What did the communist say at the beginning of the race? ""On your Marx, get set, go!"""

"Was surprised when my son came out the closet yesterday... I didn't think he could break through that lock."

"I don't like Goldfish crackers They're the snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off, and I don't think it should have to come to that."

"Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming ""LIE TO ME""!"

"In Germany, these are the three main fat groups: 1. Gesattigt Fett (Saturated Fat) 2. Trans Fett (Trans Fat) 3. Boba Fett"

"Yo mama's so fat she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."