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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman that tries to force you into commitment? A booby trap"
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"Why do cannabis smokers call that tiny device that holds the butt of a cigarette a roach-clip? ...because ""pot holder"" was already taken."
"What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL? Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants."
"What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?"
"[In line at Starbucks] [Woman behind me talking] I work in an office with 50% men so- [Excitedly turn around] OMG YOU WORK WITH CENTAURS"
"Mainstream Media: Obama signs repeal of DADT. Fox News: Foreigner masquerading as President admits he's gay."
"How many nice guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll compliment it, but then get pissed off when it doesn't screw."
"What does a British guy say when he beats an Eastern European at chess? Czechmate"
"What do you call a potato on the street corner? Idaho"
"What do you call a mummy on a horse? A knight in Charmin armor."