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Joke of the Day
"A wise chinese guy once said to me ""if the dog barks, it's undercooked"" - Some wise chinese guy"
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"Q: Why don't cannibals eat pantomimes? A: Because a mime is a terrible thing to baste."
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"A travelling salesman gets into a self driving car. ""Oh shit"" says the car"