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Joke of the Day

"Apparently it's 'inappropriate' to show up at your therapist's home to swim in her new pool even though your 'boundary issues' paid for it."

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"Why are gay people such good swimmers? because they are flambuoyant"
"Don't worry, they'll tell you. How do you know OP put the punchline in the title?"
"A LGBT activist asked me how I view lesbians Apparently ""fucking inhumane sluts"" wasn't the correct answer"
"Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food? It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity"
"Girl asked me if I wanted to watch a ""romcom"" so I'm going to assume she means ""Roman Combat"" and put on Gladiator."
"What is a police called on her period? red bull"
"Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble."
"I saw a really cute girl and I wanted to get her number but... I got all choked up. Yeah, living in Compton is f*cked up, they got my wallet too."
"I'm not saying my wife is fat... but I struggle to lift her photograph"