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Joke of the Day

"The shepherd woke up one afternoon... ""Oh no! I fell asleep! I hope nobody stole my sheep. Let's see 1, 2, *Zzzzzz*"""

"What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire? Udder destruction!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !"

"I've recently admitted to being a masochist. The realization has been painful, but I like it."

"I can still blame my unhealthy eating on ""the holidays"", right? President's Day is coming up."

"What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down? A New Delhi"

"Today I went down on my girlfriend Period."

"My dad caught me sniffing at my sister's underwear ...while she was still wearing it. Everyone in the funeral couldn't believe what they were seeing"

"There was a monster who ate properties... He ate a lot."

"Jesus was gay. He was nailed by 3 guys."