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Joke of the Day
"Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!! Maby a cross-post to math is in order."
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"My girlfriend surprised me with a car! It's a good thing she missed me."
"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The placement of the dirt bag."
"Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune? Because the host gets confused when they say ""I'd to buy a vowel eh."""
"Why do people keep buying velcro? It's such a ripoff."
"When a character in a movie says the title in the middle of dialogue they should be required to wink and make tiny guns with their fingers."
"What do you call people who aren't Christian? Light, because they're massless."
"Some of you should not be allowed to procreate and if you have to google what procreate means, then I'm talking about you in particular."
"""Where's my money?"" - a loan shark ""Where are my friends? - alone shark"
"My ex girlfriend kept stuffed animals all over her bed. It really killed the mood... ...because she was a taxidermist."