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Joke of the Day
"Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!! Maby a cross-post to math is in order."
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"Snoop Dogg announced he's quitting rapping to open an ice cream shop. He's now known as Scoop Dogg."
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"I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you."
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"A Batman Joke for Indians - What do you call Batman without a soul? Bn. (B ""atma"" n)"
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