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Joke of the Day

"Some of you should not be allowed to procreate and if you have to google what procreate means, then I'm talking about you in particular."

"My Life. It said ""Submit a Joke."""

"What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one? The type of gas used."

"Did you hear about the toilet at The Duggars' house? 19 poops and counting!"

"Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter. Everyone else: Lol, no."

"You know what I call a tube that comes with a caulk? A caulk block."

"Yesterday I extinguished a colleague's cigarette at the office with a water pistol. Adds firefighter to resume"

"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."

"Why can't dwarfs sing? Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk."

"Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad. Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide..."