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Joke of the Day

"Why do people keep buying velcro? It's such a ripoff."

"Did you hear about the wrestler who was beaten by a vampire? He was down for the count"

"What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter? 8008132"

"Q: What did the judge say about the man shot twelve times by the police? A: The most horrific suicide scenario I have ever heard of."

"Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam."

"What do you call a cow woth a twitch? Beef Jerky"

"What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back? If you're reading this it's too late."

"A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year."

"Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there."

"I have a phobia of German sausages... I fear the Wurst."