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Joke of the Day
"Why do people keep buying velcro? It's such a ripoff."
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"Why didn't the cow go to the barn? He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood."
"3 out of 4 people suffer from anxiety disorder. The 4th person enjoys it."
"What do you call a dog that is a magician? A Labara Cadabarador"
"Am I deceitful? Yes. I am not."
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was *in tents.*"
"Today's special menu The waiter asked, ""Would you like to hear today's special?"" ""Yes please,"" I smiled. ""Today is special,"" he replied, then walked off."
"I was going to make a bass joke but I dropped it"
"Cannibal A cannibal and his son went hunting ,they hunted Britney Spears . The son said: papa, let us take her home and eat her? Father said : No, son, we take her home and eat your mother."
"A guy comes into a bar... Wait. No. It was a horse. A guy comes into a horse."