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Joke of the Day

"In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby ""North West"" I will be naming my first son ""Taco"""

"Too bad Ray Rice didn't kill his wife, The Ravens would've just put a statue of him in front of the stadium."

"A scotsman goes to the dentist. Sits down on the seat and the dentist asks ""Comfy?"" The scotsman replies ""Glasgow mate"""

"Live a little, ask her ""are ya done?"" while she's still yelling at you."

"I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999."

"I'm not sure where I stand on abortion I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice"

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? Wouldn't you if your name was Hhuuuurrrnnnnggg."

"I wish my grass was emo... so it would cut it self."

"Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and kept his eyes open. The Ark melted."

"A magic tractor went down a dirt road And turned into a field."