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Joke of the Day
"I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999."
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"Jill on Facebook is trying to find a way to get cat diarrhea out of suede boots and I don't think I'm hungry for lunch anymore. ."
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? -> He uses the finest ingredients."
"What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla? A harumble."
"The only thing worse than girls going after the ""Bad Boy"" is today's perception of what a Bad Boy is."
"A clown sighting was reported at the office this morning but it turns out Karen put her make up on in the car again."
"If you call someone from Alaska an Alaskan, someone from Texas a Texan, and Iowa an Iowan; what do you call someone from Utah? A Mormon"
"Libertarian Presidential Candidate's new Campaign, inspired by Bernie Sanders. ""Feel the Johnson"""
"How do you catch a one of a kind bird? Unique up on it. Welcome to kindergarten."
"I hate when homeless people beg me for money. No, buddy, I'm not giving you money to buy drugs. I need that money to buy drugs."