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Joke of the Day

"A scotsman goes to the dentist. Sits down on the seat and the dentist asks ""Comfy?"" The scotsman replies ""Glasgow mate"""

"My asian friend lent me a cow with hair that changes color It's currently on roan"

"I could see my girlfriend was furious when I blew my load last night... I could see it in her eyes."

"My wife is still mad at me for that 20 minute blank stare I did when she asked me what I was thankful for on Thanksgiving day."

"I've got loads of jokes about undelivered letters. But people just don't get them."

"Today at the bank, a little old lady asked me to help check her balance. So, I pushed her over."

"Why did the prostitute join the Mormon church? She wanted a high paying missionary position."

"Disguise a mini-recorder as a walkie-talkie and play this at high volume: ""DO YOU COPY? IT'S A BEAR WITH HUMAN HANDS! A BEAR WITH--[static]"""

"My medical bills are so high That I got a thank you card from my Doctors kids' colleges"

"Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?"