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Joke of the Day
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? Wouldn't you if your name was Hhuuuurrrnnnnggg."
Next Joke
"I love you all so much right now because alcohol."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But why are you walking around giving men fish? That's weird, dude."
"Why are horses so negative? Because they're nay sayers."
"All Canadians are hipsters because they all celebrated Thanksgiving a month before it was cool."
"Why don't suicide bombers bathe? Because they are preparing a stink bomb"
"Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?"
"People play air guitar and don't get in trouble so I don't see why I was arrested for wearing air pants."
"I wish parents would watch their kids better because my basement is filling up"
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Tennessee."