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Joke of the Day
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? Wouldn't you if your name was Hhuuuurrrnnnnggg."
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"If Hillary Clinton wins the election I am moving to Benghazi. At lest I know she will leave me alone there."
"Q: What do you say when a dog runs away? A: Dog-gone!"
"What did the triangle say to the circle? Why are you so pointless?"
"this harambe joke is getting too long already... ...can't someone just kill it?"
"*cute bartender gives me back my credit card* ""No it's cool, you keep it"""
"When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party. What a fungi to be around."