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Joke of the Day
"I wish my grass was emo... so it would cut it self."
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"Statistics show that most Canadians are nosey. They do, however, say ""zed""."
"My mother told me ""When god closes a door, he opens a window."" I told her, he better shut that damn window too. It's 96 Degrees outside and he's letting my cold air out."
"Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes? Because he's extinct"
"Murdered for immortality. Received life sentence."
"My response when someone ask me how's life with a penis. It's hard."
"Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently... He was really shaken up about it."
"A black guy, a Muslim, and a racist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""The usual, Mr. President?"""
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs!"
"It's almost Thanksgiving day... Remember to set all your scales back 10 pounds tonight."