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Joke of the Day
"Live a little, ask her ""are ya done?"" while she's still yelling at you."
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"Whoever thought up the spelling of the word ""queue"" is stueuepid."
"* Pogoing Outside Your Window ~ Are... You... Sure... You... Don't... Want.... A... Second... Date?"
"What is the cause of an increase in sexual desire in young men? Whore-moans"
"Your dog is better than your wife. Don't believe me? Lock them both in your trunk for an hour and then see who's happy when you open it."
"How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?"
"The sign down the highway said ""Don't be a turkey, don't text and drive"" They misspelled vegetable."