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Joke of the Day

"Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!"

"We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea Runs in our jeans."

"Christiano Ronaldo races with himself. Who won? No one. They both came second."

"I was thinking of making sperm-brand merchandise... ...because sex cells"

"What do you call a promiscuous egg? Humped-me Dumped-me"

"What sock do you put on last? The one that's left."

"Did you hear about the infection who made a Youtube video? He went viral..."

"Sorry I can't date you because I'm seeing anybody else."

"Can you describe the man who did this *me crying* ""he was a meanie head"" No describe his face, sir *clenches fist* ""He had a stupid face"""

"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."