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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather the Ring girl pop out of my TV than have the ""Congratulations you have won an iPhone"" voice ever scare the shit out of me again."

"I told a girl she had drawn her eyebrows on too high... She looked surprised."

"Garcinia Cambogia."

"Lately, there are a lot of Leftists... ...who all think they're Right."

"Why do jews believe in God? Because Isreal."

"Buddy on FB just posted this, I had to share What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer."

"what's worse than having a cold right before a job interview ? the holocaust"

"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."

"Threesomes I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents."