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Joke of the Day

"Why do cemeteries have fences? People are just dying to get in."

"Why did the cook go to jail? He was caught beating the egg"

"I wish Kristen from finance would tell us her husband was an ""attorney"" one more time so I could feel better about shitting in her purse."

"""Some say Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it"" ""For I did not speak of my own Accord..."" - John 12:49"

"Whats all of this fuss about reposts? I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)"

"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."

"Why don't Jedi make good comedians? Because their jokes always sound forced."

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."

"My favorite Spice Girl was Coriander Connie. (She was crushed by a falling air conditioner before their first album came out)"

"teacher: are u a visual thinker, auditory thinker, or kinesthetic thinker me: oh im not a thinker"