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Joke of the Day
"If your bf/gf tries to start a fight with you just say, ""Please. Not during Toyotathon."""
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"If we stop neutering our dogs then the Terriers have won."
"A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, Keep off the Grass.'"
"What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce? A seizure salad."
"I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. . he said payroll."
"Did you hear about the new condoms for frogs? They're rrrrribbet for her pleasure!"
"I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought ""Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness"" was inappropriate."
"I went to an orgy for squares and was confused by their one weird rule. Don't fuck around!"
"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are left on a deserted island, Who survives? America."
"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."