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Joke of the Day
"Why are there fences around a graveyard? People are dying to get in."
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"Hoes looking for attention... Haters looking for a mention... Welcome to Facebook."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs don't cum."
""" Could you explain to me why I woke up this morning with a cucumber up my ass? "" My wife screamed. "" Could you explain to me,"" I yelled back, "" Why you didn't wake up when I put it there? """
"Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door."
"Angela Merkel arrives in Athens airport. ""Nationality?"" asks the immigration officer. ""German,"" she replies. ""Occupation?"" ""No, just here for a few days"
"If the earth is round why is there no round 2?"
"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"
"My sinuses are under so much pressure Vanilla Ice just ripped them off."
"I just deleted all the German names from my phone Now it's Hans free."