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Joke of the Day

"How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !"

"Every time my gf stays over we reenact the last scene from Titanic. She hogs 99% of the bed while I'm in the floor hanging on for dear life."

"why dont women drive? because theres not road from the bed room to the kitchen"

"If there's more than one apocalypse, is it apocalypses or apocali? I just want to be ready."

"What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini? I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage"

"Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell."

"How are woman and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave."

"What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !"

"Why did the bandit from Burma vote for Trump and Hillary to be the primary candidates? Because, Master Wayne, some men just want to watch the world burn."

"HURRICANE SANDY UPDATE Mitt Romney has advised everyone in the path of Hurricane Sandy to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd homes immediately."