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Joke of the Day

"When I was a child, my father would always tell me, ""The sky's the limit!"" He was never supportive of my dreams to become an astronaut."

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"I'm sick of people saying, ""Its political correctness gone mad!"" That's offensive. You should say ""Its political correctness gone mentally ill""."
"This bathroom stall was quite a find. Not only does the toilet paper come in a book but it also has its own phone and a view of the city."
"What's the difference between a book and a mexican? A book has papers."
"You know your girlfriend is getting fat when she can fit into your wife's clothes."
"Black Friday deals but at the pharmacy"
"I think the scariest Halloween decorations I've seen this year have to be All the little blue signs that say Trump-Pence on them"
"I registered to a website for constipation sufferers. It won't let me logout."
"What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes? Roseanne Barr bodies heh"
"The pirate mechanic repaired my sex-bot. Thar, she blows."