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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe tips."
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"What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender? About ten minutes."
"Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves....."
"""I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back."" ----people in wheelchairs probably"
"What did the little boy say to the priest? Haha, now we *both* have AIDS"
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms; in alphabetical order."
"Girls at parties are like parking spaces, if you're late all the good ones are gone, So when nobody's looking you stick it in the disabled one...."
"How does an ant put on a tie? With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke."
"Why was Henry the Eighth so fat? Because he Tudor house."
"For all you World of Tanks players: what does LTP stand for? LeichtTractor Premium"