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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe tips."
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"I was lying in bed yesterday... I looked up and saw the beautiful night sky, the moon, and the stars. Then I wondered... Where the fuck is my roof?"
"I was watching a film with my little lad earlier.. He said, ""Dad I'm scared, is that woman going to die?"". I said ""Judging on the size of that horses cock, then yes son, I'm afraid so""."
"[First Date] Me: *licks corner of napkin* Me: *dabs at his cheek* Him: ............... Me: Sorry. Force of habit."
"Why is santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!"
"In 4th grade i pegged my gym teacher in the butt with a dodgeball then pretended to tie my shoes as he turned around. they were velcro"
"We have it so good in America that once a year we voluntarily do migrant work and call it apple picking."
"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because he conditioned it."
"Video games and dicks What's the difference between video games and dicks? Video games take longer to beat."