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Joke of the Day

"What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor? One with everything"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods one day? ...just think about it."

"Did you guys hear about the old TV series ""The Year""? It only had four seasons."

"My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex... I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came."

"What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home? Cantaloupe"

"isn't it funny that Hillary And her entire campaign is talking shit about trump being a liar when she is still in denial about the email scandal."

"If I got 1$ for every failed math exam... I'd have $ 10.30 now."

"Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!"

"Fat Lady vs Old Maid What is the difference? One is trying to diet, the other is dying to try it!"

"Remember those days when using ""protection"" meant wearing your helmet?"