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Joke of the Day

"In 4th grade i pegged my gym teacher in the butt with a dodgeball then pretended to tie my shoes as he turned around. they were velcro"

"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"

"Why do Russians like pho so much? ... BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3"

"What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary."

"I almost always wear black. Not because I'm depressed or trying to be all dark, but because I'm single and don't want to separate laundry."

"Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Dies At 84.Who wants to protest a funeral?"

"The term drinks like a fish is my family crest at an open bar:P"

"What do you call someone who masturbates on a plane? A highjacker"

"You know what the hardest thing about rollerblading is? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Why don't vampires go south of the border? Because every time they suck a Mexican's blood, they get the vshits for a month."