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Joke of the Day

"We have it so good in America that once a year we voluntarily do migrant work and call it apple picking."

"Holocaust jokes are not funny Anne Frankly sick of them."

"Relationship status: Putting aloe on the wall and rubbing against it to apply in places that I can't reach."

"What do dissecting a frog and explaining a joke on Reddit have in common? Both are shitty novelties."

"I read an article about a stolen dog being reunited with its owner and it made me feel good to think maybe someone will steal my dog one day"

"If old people are so wise... How come they always die before everyone else?"

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked? The Dark Knight Rises."

"Did you guys hear that Ireland has the fastest growing economy in the world? Yeah, their capital is always Dublin"

"The funniest thing about being sober is to realize you were so drunk last night you were tweeting all night with a calculator."

"Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?"