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Joke of the Day
"I dunno if a gun would be my murder weapon of choice but it's worth a shot."
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"You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults."
"they found out a man was having sex with a sheep and when the sheep was asked what it was like, all it could say was BA- A-A-D!!, BA-A-A-D!!!."
"I was fired after falling asleep on personal documents. Apparently you can't lie on your resume."
"Donald Trump secretly wants to lose the election? If he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."
"So I just got back from a trip in Germany, and I realized how awful American children are. While they may be nice and all where I live in NYC, kids in Germany are kinder."
"What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley"
"Now that Benedict XVI is out of work... ...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer."
"What type of wood is the most expensive? Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)"
"My impression of a New Zealand duck: Quick... Quick. Quick."