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Joke of the Day

"So I just got back from a trip in Germany, and I realized how awful American children are. While they may be nice and all where I live in NYC, kids in Germany are kinder."

"One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."

"""I'm still at the airport, actually."" -A woman next to me on the train just now"

"Sometimes I scratch my balls and then smell my fingers. It's not a big deal really"

"What does a cock and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. Repost, forgot to proofread ""What's does a dick and a Rubiks Cube have in common?"" From /r/Jokes"

"Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar."

"I had a break-through this morning... I should probably buy thicker toilet paper."

"I like my coffee how I like my women Imported from poor South American countries."

"Catholic church must be serious. Everything with Mass has gravity, after all."

"Some people say i'm conflicted... I'm not so sure."