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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump secretly wants to lose the election? If he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"I'd be less introverted if the conversations in my head weren't better than the conversations I have with other people."

"What did the buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? He waves and says Bi son"

"Why did did the convicts escape? Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2."

"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it is two tired."

"Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through his opening monologue without laughing"

"*emergency room* NURSE: ""we're losing him!"" DOCTOR [pouring like a lot of buckets of ice water on his head]: ""IM WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN"""

"What is the best thing about Dwane ""the rock"" Johnson's physique? Nobody takes him for granite."

"Apparently, Isaac Asimov wrote a book about jokes and puns called Treasury of Humor I laughed my Asimov when I was reading it"

"What do you call a pair of twins who live together? ""Womb-mates"""