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Joke of the Day
"You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults."
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"I stole a wolf pup from a rundown wildlife refuge. Turns out it was just a Shih Tzu."
"What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you? >Nacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!"
"I don't trust stairs... They always look like they're up to something."
"2016 started with the death of a gorilla ...and is ending with the death of a Guerilla"
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers"
"Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children's bicycle, you're probably in a bad neighborhood."
"What do you call a naked snake A snake because it wears no clothes :D"
"I got drunk last night and my house wasn't where I left it."
"What do you call a gas station that sells crabs? A crustacean."