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Joke of the Day
"What type of wood is the most expensive? Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)"
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"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""Ugh, U2 again?"""
"A 15 year old took gold in the Olympics and then there is me whose greatest accomplishment is getting up to 10 on flappy bird."
"There's a gap in my knowledge of clothing retailers"
"I give it two weeks before Jay Leno starts tweeting from the new @ConanOBrienTwitter account."
"Wives are also like hurricanes... When they come they're wet and wild, when they leave they take your house and your car."
"Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol? Because they can't reach the top shelf."
"My friend stole my Atlas and won't give it back. Seriously it's the world to me."
"Can you tell me why the Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? well me boy, one more would be ""twofarty""."
"How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos"