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Joke of the Day

"Why was the woman sent to jail for 12 months, while the man got a year? Because there needs to be a period at the end of each sentence."

"Decks. Because I like to be outdoors, but not like all on the ground and shit."

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change"

"It's crazy people freak out about ghosts but are totally fine with actual, horrible human beings."

"does this typewriter come w emojis"

"Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe! Europe who? No! You're a poo!"

"ants can carry up to 5000 times their body weight?? pfft. watch this- *goes to stomp an ant but it grabs me & slams me thru a picnic table*"

"What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader."

"The hipster A hipster was traveling down some river rapids. He came across a fork in the river and decided to take the left fork because the right was too mainstream"

"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"