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Joke of the Day
"What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader."
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"Just as my teachers said, math has proven useful in my everyday life. For example, yesterday I dropped my keys into a toilet and made an integral out of wire."
"Why was the prostitute so good at her job? It was in her whoremoans."
"""Thanks, you've been a wonderful host!"" - Viruses"
"What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? ""Yum Yum."""
"What Counting system does Valve use? Trinary"
"One thing I learned about sex. Before you do it, always, always, always make sure to.. ask. edit: not my joke. i forgot who i heard it from. english comedian."
"What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand? Respiridol"
"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw"
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan !"