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Joke of the Day

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change"

"Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England? So the other one could drive"

"How did the badge get away with murder? He pinned it on someone else."

"How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down."

"What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks"

"All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)"

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey."

"Dentist: How often do you floss? Dracula: Every day Dentist: Your gums are covered in blood. Dracula: Oh...I mean never. I never floss."

"What does a woman's asshole do while having an orgasm? He's usually at home with the kids."

"i guess. 7..8...9? (horrible windows joke i'm sorry)"