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Joke of the Day
"A boy walks up to his teacher with a broken pencil... This has no point."
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"I was asleep in a forest... ...Then suddenly woke up and saw a grizzly bent over my face. Bear ass."
"There's no ""shame"" in ""glitter"", but there's shame and glitter on me."
"My wife used to be a nun... But I got her out of the habit."
"*man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*"
"Asians are so bad at driving... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was just an accident."
"What did the math book say to the literature book? You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems"
"Bob Marley in Saudi Arabia I Shot The Sharif"
"I'm glad that when you shoot, you shoot to kill ... because shooting to merely wound seems kinda mean."